So, I just submitted my VERY LAST GRADE for the semester! That’s right, I’m done with my other part-time job (teaching at a local college), so I can concentrate more on this one.
That’s the idea, anyway.
But today I submitted my grades. I’m feeling a mile high!
So in honor of that joy, I’m posting ten great Christmas jokes that I found from around the web! Yay!
Laugh your way through Wednesday. I’ll be back with Smoky Mountain news on Friday, promise.
- Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic! (Ha, ha — really like this one!) - Question: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank! - Question: What is the snowman’s breakfast?
Answer: Frosted flakes! - Question: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Answer: Because of all the wrapping! (Okay, seriously, I feel like everyone should have been able to call this one!) - Question: What appliance scares a snowman?
Answer: A hairdryer! - Question: What’s white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
Answer: Santa Claus in an elevator! (This one is pretty dumb, but for some reason, I really like it. I’m sitting here snickering at the idea of Santa riding up and down and up and down.) - Question: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Answer: Nothing, it was on the house! - Question: Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”?
Answer: Santa, when walking backwards! (Ha, ha …) - Question: What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The Elf-abet! - Question: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Answer: A subordinate claus. (Okay, so your kids won’t get this, but I thought it was funny.)
That’s it! Happy Wednesday, everyone!